Hypnotists aren’t all evil

Author: Blue_Penguin

Date: January 31, 2006

by Blue_Penguin
1-31-06
Say isn't it a lovely morning. The birds are singing, the sun is shining and I'm stealing all your money and I'll have the hat as well Mr Abraham Lincoln.
Oh I say steady on old chap. Before I hand over my wallet would you be so kind as to look into my eyes.
Strange, I have an overwhelming desire to piss up a lamppost and lick my testicles. Hang on that's what I did last Thursday.
You are feeling very sleepy, very sleepy like an old man after a visit to a whore. When I click my fingers you will act like a dog and follow my every command.
Well that's the first time I've ever seen that. Hmm look into my eyes you are a star of Baywatch and have big knockers.