Barry Beer Belly #1

Author: Blue_Penguin

Date: February 3, 2006

by Blue_Penguin
2-03-06
We have the report back from your blood test and I'm afraid I have said very bad news.
Yeah just a minute doc. Is that one of my pubes? Ah sod it.
Erm Mr Johnson you have the highest percentage of fat to body mass we've ever seen. I was hoping you would leave your body to me after you die.
Oh right... for research purposes I suppose?
No. I want to put you in next door's garden so all the local cats and foxes will have a bloody good feast and shit on their lawn.
? :(