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| We have the report back from your blood test and I'm afraid I have said very bad news. | |
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| Yeah just a minute doc. Is that one of my pubes? Ah sod it. | |
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| Erm Mr Johnson you have the highest percentage of fat to body mass we've ever seen. I was hoping you would leave your body to me after you die. | |
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| Oh right... for research purposes I suppose? | |
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| No. I want to put you in next door's garden so all the local cats and foxes will have a bloody good feast and shit on their lawn. | |
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