What if God was one of us.

Author: BobCheeseburger

Date: May 5, 2010

by BobCheeseburger
5-05-10
Our customers have discovered how much we've penetrated the corporate sector, they're irate we don't bundle products across our total holdings.
Like "get 5% off your phone service if you convert to Christianity today"?
Problem is we don't want them to know how much we've penetrated the religious sector nor reward them for converting between 2 religions we own.
How about we get legal to integrate 24 month minimum commitments into each faith switch, then sting them for exiting fees?
Genius!