MCC 2: What those newsgroup poems are really for by BobbyExtreme6-04-03 This is stupid... Come on, I'm sure this will work. Can't we just go out and buy a new one? No. Now put your costume on. All this trouble to try and resurrect a broken vibrator! Come on Stacy, Cyber Wicca? Do you want to use the bedpost again? OK - say what I say: "She darkly raises the dreary tables..."
MCC Round Two: Separate the cheeks... by BobbyExtreme6-22-03 ...and then I splattered guts all over the wall. I'm afraid I'll do it again and tear someone else apart! OK, sir, next time, don't EAT the gunpowder and you won't feel so bad! I can't help it! I have Separation anxiety!
