MCC 2: What those newsgroup poems are really for

Author: BobbyExtreme

Date: June 4, 2003

by BobbyExtreme
6-04-03
This is stupid...
Come on, I'm sure this will work.
Can't we just go out and buy a new one?
No. Now put your costume on.
All this trouble to try and resurrect a broken vibrator! Come on Stacy, Cyber Wicca?
Do you want to use the bedpost again? OK - say what I say: "She darkly raises the dreary tables..."