Beatrice Destroys North Carolina

Author: Brady

Date: January 20, 2004

by Brady
1-20-04
What a barren wasteland? What did this used to be?
Oh, uh, North Carolina...
How did you do this and why?
Well, they sent me a letter rejecting me for something so I made a "special" brew of coffee...unfortunately, it wasn't too environmental...
I could use someone like you on my team, Beatrice!
Don't piss me off, Satan...