Beatrice Gets Arrested

Author: Brady

Date: January 20, 2004

by Brady
1-20-04
Ms. Beatrice, you're under arrest for destroying the entire state of North Carolina and turning it into a barren wasteland...
Yeah, yeah! When do we get to the strip search?
Hey, Satan, I need you to do me a favor...
Yeah, anything for you, Beatrice!
Thanks for helping me totally wipe North Carolina off the map, God! I owe you one!
Actually, Satan, you owe me an eternity!