Beatrice and the Secret Service

Author: Brady

Date: February 5, 2004

by Brady
2-05-04
Hey, President Beatrice!
I really should outlaw those shorts!
But they're for Valentine's Day!
I forgot that was coming up...
Do you wanna touch 'em?
You see those guys back there that weigh about 300 lbs. (136 kg) back there? Yeah, well, they're my Secret Service agents...they're about to tear your limbs off...