Beatrice's Weekly Address to the Nation

Author: Brady

Date: March 4, 2004

by Brady
3-04-04
...three hours later
...and about all the upset about gay marriages: I fully support them!
...six hours later
...it is ridiculous to say that one says that they want to protect the sanctity of marriage! After all, what the fuck is divorce?!
...six hours and thirty seconds later
...I now declare all legal marriages between ANYBODY to be hereby nullified and all marriage licenses will be considered BULLSHIT until gays can legally be married too!