Beatrice's Support of Gay Marriage

Author: Brady

Date: March 19, 2004

by Brady
3-19-04
And in political news, President Beatrice has declared her support for the Constitutional Amendment ALLOWING gay marriage!
As you know, George, this is a heated debate all over the country!
Yes, Fran, there have been riots all over the country PROTESTING this amendment. Personally, if they've found happiness, I don't think I have a right to stop them.
And on a personal note from me, I am finally glad to say that I am a lesbian!...and now to the guy that looks amazingly like John Kerry.
President Beatrice, why have you announced you support of gay marriage?
Well, Mr. Guy That Looks Amazingly Like John Kerry, I do believe that it was Sofia Loren that said, "Let them eat cake!" I say, "Let them eat dick!"