Metrosexuality Explained

Author: Brady

Date: April 15, 2004

by Brady
4-15-04
So you see, I'm not gay. I'm a metrosexual.
And basically that's a gay guy who sleeps with women?
Well, not exactly, but you're catching on!
I think it's bullshit!
What?
Saying, "I'm a metrosexual!" is like saying, "Hey, I didn't mean to get on the express train to Homoville! What are the chances of that happening?"