The Altercation in Room 504

Author: Brady

Date: April 20, 2004

by Brady
4-20-04
OK, can you explain again, please? This time a little slower?
Well, when I checked into my room, I had had a long day so I wanted to lie down...and there was something unscrupulous on the sheets...
What room did you say this is?
Room 504...why?
Room 504? God, what a NIGHT! That bellboy was AMAZING!...I mean, we'll get you a refund and a new room as soon as possible...
Is it possible to be too gay?