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| Is it true that Céline Dion is staying at l'Hôtel Branée? | |
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| Yes, Ms. Dion has chosen our hotel because we're the only one in New York with an entire staff completely fluent in French. | |
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| What other languages can the hotel accomodate? | |
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| If you can name it, we can speak it. | |
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| Can I have your phone number? | |
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| Why, of course! The number to the hotel is 1-800-GET-A-LIFE-YOU-PATHETIC-LOSERS. Thank you for your time! | |
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