The Staff Meeting

Author: Brady

Date: May 17, 2004

by Brady
5-17-04
OK, I call this staff meeting to order! Now, who put the gum in Ms. Engleman's hair last Tuesday?
Hey! Short hair looked way better on her!
I'm not sure she was going for the Sinéad O'Conner look, but...anyway, why did you not try to save Mrs. Goldstein when she was choking?
Well, that's what she gets for trying to give head with a piece of steak in her mouth...
Oh, I'm sure THAT'S happened to all of us at some point or another...
*Different people* For me it was cantaloupe...ice over here!... cashew for me!...hey, I'm not gay!...*uproaring laughter*...but I'm a lesbian!...