Opposite-Sex Marriage: The New Controversy: Color Everywhere

Author: Brady

Date: July 2, 2004

by Brady
7-02-04
Renée, honey, you're sweating like a whore in church! Please try not to drip on the antique Persian rug...
Sorry, Brady...it's just that I have the most exciting news!
Oh, goody! I'll pretend to care!
My man just proposed to me!
OK, what color are the bride's maids' dresses and I'll THINK about being the maid of honor...
You tell me...you're the one decorating the damn thing...