All the sayings of Brady

Author: Brady

Date: July 9, 2004

by Brady
7-09-04
Saying #1
...and then, the cook dropped a hot mango en flambée on my foot...
That sucks more than George Michael in a public restroom!
Saying #2
...then he said...
Wait, wait, WAIT!! I am most definitely as confused confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market...
Saying #3
Your new housekeeper told me she wants a raise...
Well, fuck me in the ass with a spikey rainbow dildo while running backwards in a rainstorm with wild rabid chimpanzees nipping at my testicles...