Wolves

Author: Branddobbe

Date: June 11, 2004

by Branddobbe
6-11-04
I believe we are lost.
My navigational programming has malfunctioned.
I am not certain, but I think I hear wolves.
Yes. Judging by the loudness of their howls, I would estimate they will be upon us in ten minutes and fourteen seconds.
Will they eat us?
They will eat you. They will attempt to eat me, but I am made of titanium and they will give up within a matter of seconds.