Pie.

Author: Branddobbe

Date: December 5, 2004

by Branddobbe
12-05-04
WELCOME TO JACK'S JOLLY DINER
Waiter, my pie is covered with blood.
Yes, that's been a popular dish.
WELCOME TO JACK'S JOLLY DINER
I ordered a chocolate pie! This is disgusting!
We ran out of chocolate.
WELCOME TO JACK'S JOLLY DINER
Is . . . is this human blood?
Yes, we just got a huge shipment in on Tuesday.