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by Bri_M
5-18-05
In the city of Parental Children, where children rule! MADNESS!!!
Damn! Another day slaving for these damn kids who pop my hard labor anyways! They can all go to Hell for all I care!
I command you, clown slave, to make me the best balloon in all the land!
Does it look like I have balloons. I'm not gonna blow on a weiner shaped balloon for ur enjoyment!
I rule over you, you fat basturd! Now start puffing that balloon up! Fuck you!
NO! Fuck you! I'm not doing it!
Fine! I'm telling my mommy! Aw crap! I rule over my mom, too! Damn it! I lose clown...but I'll be back...I'll be back.

 

by Bri_M
5-18-05
Woah! That is gonna hurt like a son of a bitch if you stab me!!!
What do you mean if? I am gonna stab you!!!
Ha! Now that I have got her arm I can take it to my employer. Ew it's all squishy!!!
I got it Boss!
Great! So that ex-wife of mine is dead? Ok then! Your off the hook for mass murder! Get along now.

 

by Bri_M
5-19-05
When your parents don't listen to you, you can do something like this
Jesus Mom! You are supposed to be fucking cleaning right now. I'm in charghe of this house, since it is Parental Children City! Now clean up my mess bitch!!!
Now hunny, don't get angry. I'm your mother and you should respect me! I love you my muffin!
Fuck you Mom! This is Parental Children city and I don't have to respect your lazy ass. In fact I'm not even gonna call you mom, DONNA!!!
NO!!! I never thought I'd live to hear my son call me by my first name. OK! Your getting a spanking!
I'm sorry Mrs. Brum, but I work for the kids now...I have to do my job.
I understand...but when I get out I'm killing that midget basturd!!! And I'm gonna use his child support to buy me some new Gucci stillettos!!!

 

by Bri_M
5-19-05
John is in deep shit with his girlfriend...so let's see what happems...
Ashley! I need you! PLEASE TAKE ME BACK!!! I'll never look at another girl again! I NEED YOU!
I was just so hurt when you squeezed that other girls ass! But if you promise...ok...you can come back...
Hey baby! Nice ass! How about you come over on my side of the street and I show you a little something
Oh my God! And to think I thought you could change!!!
Um...who the Hell are you!? And where's Ashley?
What the fuck! I'm jesus! You fuckin' sped...are you buddist is that why you don't know me?! Ashley said that she hates you and she's leaving you. I just came over to tell you that you were cute.

 

by Bri_M
5-19-05
Again those crazy kids are up to no good...
Yo Home-biscuit! Wanna go beat up dad!?
Only if that fuckker is drunk! It's funner if he can't fight back! Oh fuck! I have homework! But beat him extra hard for me!!!
Hey son! How can I help you?
It's time to die you drunk donkey fucker! Apocalypse now mutha sucka!!!
Hey! Did you see the kid beat the shit out of his dad! That was fuckin' hilarious!
That was funny! I like the part when the guy stopped moving! I'll be seeing them both later! Thanx for joining me today Jesus! Want a Coca-Cola?

 

by Bri_M
5-20-05
What happens if you come from Parental city and get dragged under a bus for five blocks and Jesus lived in New England...
Welcome little Samantha...to Heaven!
Wait a fuckin' minute! I'm in Heaven and your anarexic ass is Jesus!...Hold up! Why am I even in heaven?!!! I wanted to go to Hell!
Well too bad! Satan is occupied with ur brother and Dad right now so I have to let you into my place!!!
Fuck that! I'll wait outside for Satan!
Well...Truth be told I need to get inside so I can molest you so I can be cool with all the other religious figures up here.
Oh...I see. I'm not a boy though. Priest only like to give it up the ass cuz boys ull do anything for some fireworks. Father Stanley makes um in his basement.

 

by Bri_M
5-20-05
When teachers get to friendly with students and oblivious sisters ask questions...
Billy! What's giving head?
Um! Where did you learn that?
It was written at a stall in school in the girl's bathroom.
What did it say?
It had your name. It said I gave head to billy. Then it said Mrs. Baker under it. Who is she?
Hey! SHE TRICKED ME WITH FIREWORKS! Um...she's my teacher! Giving head means making a person..especially a boy...happy...very happy. Shouldn't you be coloring something right now?

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