Mr. Assman has trouble in paradise

Author: Bri_M

Date: May 19, 2005

by Bri_M
5-19-05
John is in deep shit with his girlfriend...so let's see what happems...
Ashley! I need you! PLEASE TAKE ME BACK!!! I'll never look at another girl again! I NEED YOU!
I was just so hurt when you squeezed that other girls ass! But if you promise...ok...you can come back...
Hey baby! Nice ass! How about you come over on my side of the street and I show you a little something
Oh my God! And to think I thought you could change!!!
Um...who the Hell are you!? And where's Ashley?
What the fuck! I'm jesus! You fuckin' sped...are you buddist is that why you don't know me?! Ashley said that she hates you and she's leaving you. I just came over to tell you that you were cute.