never never never say cramps by BrowneYe1-31-03 Whats the matter suzie? cramps got you down? he just HAD TO SAY SOMETHING DIDNT HE ? Cant you just feel the impending doom?! IF you MUST know... I havent had my fluids changed for a WHILE Yeah, suzie was pretty mad at me last night! whew boy! I think i handled it well though Did you know your legs are missing?
How to get on TV! by BrowneYe2-18-03 I really want to get on TV man, i think i can be a star! The best way to get on TV is the news, but the only way to get on the news is to kill someone or die horribly. hmmmmm, yes i could do that , or i could devise a fiendishly evil plot to hold some people hostage blahblahblahblah i think i can help him get on TV! Two days later! .... and where did you last see your friend? which piece?
Who listens to R&B? by BrowneYe2-24-03 Well, ive spent the entire day on MTV.com when life suddenly made sense. I'm almost afraid to ask. It says here, if i make a platinum R&B song i can get any chick i want! Have you ever listen to the words in those songs? It like a porno in ebonics. And for all you ladies, this is the triple platinum single... a song you all know as " Bitch it ain't my baby "
