How to get on TV!

Author: BrowneYe

Date: February 18, 2003

by BrowneYe
2-18-03
I really want to get on TV man, i think i can be a star!
The best way to get on TV is the news, but the only way to get on the news is to kill someone or die horribly.
hmmmmm, yes i could do that , or i could devise a fiendishly evil plot to hold some people hostage blahblahblahblah
i think i can help him get on TV!
Two days later!
.... and where did you last see your friend?
which piece?