Typical Break-Up: Robot and Sarah

Author: Buffalo_Bill

Date: January 15, 2003

by Buffalo_Bill
1-15-03
Sarah, listen.. it's just not working out. I'm sorry. I just think we need to see other people. I hope you understand..
What? You're breaking up with me? Why?!
Well, I mean, it's nothing personal, it's just.. I don't know.. I prefer women with bigger - you know - breasts. That's all.
Oh yeah? Well, YOU have small "nuts"! In fact, you're the worst "screw" I've ever had, blockhead!
Ugh! For God's sake, Sarah, this is hard enough without the bad puns.
Go jerk off to "Metal Detectors Monthly" again, why don't you..