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by Buffalo_Bill
1-15-03
Sarah, listen.. it's just not working out. I'm sorry. I just think we need to see other people. I hope you understand..
What? You're breaking up with me? Why?!
Well, I mean, it's nothing personal, it's just.. I don't know.. I prefer women with bigger - you know - breasts. That's all.
Oh yeah? Well, YOU have small "nuts"! In fact, you're the worst "screw" I've ever had, blockhead!
Ugh! For God's sake, Sarah, this is hard enough without the bad puns.
Go jerk off to "Metal Detectors Monthly" again, why don't you..

 

by Buffalo_Bill
1-15-03
Two teenagers performing an ancient mating dance, luring one another into each other's arms. Each word carefully chosen, each action carefully made.
So, baby, wanna do it?
Not if you were the last man alive, Kyle.
Suddenly, a loud explosion is heard over head!
I anticipated you saying that. Thankfully, my dad's full nuclear arsenal will come in handy here!
So, now that I'm the sexiest man in the world, how does it sound?
I hate me..

 

by Buffalo_Bill
1-15-03
So, after melting the guy's genitals, I chopped off all of his limbs and fed them to him, and then chopped all of his kids and ate them, too. Then I burned down their house and kicked their dog.
Soooo... wanna go get some pancakes?

 

by Buffalo_Bill
1-15-03
Two mega babes battle it out over a lite beer, while stripping each other naked.
Great Taste!
Less Filling!
As the battle rages on, the two naked babes soap each other up in the water.
Great Taste!
Let's make out!
The commercial creates a life of it's own, one much more satisfying than the one originally intended.
Mmm.. Great taste!
Please, more filling! Yes! Yes!

 

by Buffalo_Bill
1-18-03
Oh, I'm so upset. Clarence said he might not do the musical this year that we've been planning all year. It's going to screw everything up! Then, I might not have such a big singing part.
Still can't find a new room mate..
The teacher said my solo was good, but oh, she was so mad when he wouldn't do it. He shouldn't have crossed her. It's a good thing I kiss her ass. I might not have gotten where I am today.
Everybody says I'm such a good singer. I think I'll invite the choir teacher over for dinner.
You need to get laid, dude.

 

by Buffalo_Bill
1-22-03
Brrrrrrrrrrriiiinnnngg!! Brrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiinnnnngg!
Okay, okay! I'll get it! Don't everybody all jump at once, fer Allah's sake..
Hey Osama, it's George. Remember me from a couple months ago? Yeah, I just wanted to let you know not to worry about dying anymore. I think I'm just gonna bomb Iraq instead. OK?
Sucks to be these guys.. heh

 

by Buffalo_Bill
1-27-03
Uncomfortable as hell standing up for so long, but I gotta make my muscles look big. Make the honeys notice my bod.
Hey baby, how you doin'?
I have pepper spray in my pocket, creep.
Sigh. Just you and me again...

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