Mushroom Cloud Love

Author: Buffalo_Bill

Date: January 15, 2003

by Buffalo_Bill
1-15-03
Two teenagers performing an ancient mating dance, luring one another into each other's arms. Each word carefully chosen, each action carefully made.
So, baby, wanna do it?
Not if you were the last man alive, Kyle.
Suddenly, a loud explosion is heard over head!
I anticipated you saying that. Thankfully, my dad's full nuclear arsenal will come in handy here!
So, now that I'm the sexiest man in the world, how does it sound?
I hate me..