Continuing Tales of ICY III

Author: Bunkster

Date: September 11, 2003

by Bunkster
9-11-03
Well thanks to you, my new girlfriend left me.
Bah, don't worry about it. This is Cancun ffs. This place is littered with fresh tail.
Well, now that you put it that way, I am known already for having a girl stuck on my dick. But what about those big beach muscle-heads?
No problem. I'll be your bodyguard until you can hook up.
Yeah right. YOU? You're a stumpy little runt. You think you can fight?
It's the advantage of having to stand on your hands...you can kick ass without ever loosing your balance.