Evuhl Bunkster JR.

Author: Bunkster

Date: February 2, 2004

by Bunkster
2-02-04
I'm sure you're wondering why I summoned you here, servant.
Well, erm...I was still kinda stuck on the whole "talking baby" thing...
SILENCE!! You are now in my underground evuhl genius command post. I brought you here to change my evil diaper.
*sniff sniff* Whew! That IS one evil diaper! Now uhhhh...where is the flush handle?
There is no flush handle, moron. You have to take my diaper off, wipe my ass with a thin paper tissue, then put a fresh diaper back on.
Heh...I must respectfully decline. You see...I have no ass, and therefore am unsuited due to the prerequisites of this particular job.