La Policia

Author: CANNIBaL_GILeS

Date: December 19, 2005

by CANNIBaL_GILeS
12-19-05
Do you know why I pulled you over?
I dunno... cause I'm high?
No, it has nothing to do with that. As a matter of fact, I'm stoned as shit. The thing is... well, it's your shirt. I want to eat your shirt.
Are you fucking serious? Wait, hold on... what? Eat my shirt? I'm so high. This is insane.
Insane, yes. Abnormal, maybe. However, I haven't taken acid in a while and I think that if I ate your shirt, I'd probably see some crazy shit like Cher fucking a horse.
Probably.