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Mystery #1: 1 nut isn't enough
My Grandfather lost his left nut in WW2
Fascinating....
Yeah but if he lost his left nut then, is his right nut still his right nut?
Dude.....Shut up
Goddamn kid, Now I'm going to be thinking about this all night.

 

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What the Fu...
Stop Staring
I know one thing I sure as hell didn't create you.

 

Summary of FLCL.
I love you Takun, but now that you love the alien in which you do not know if it's a girl or boy, so now I'm leaving goodbye
My name isn't Takun it's Noata
Watch out she's got a base guitar
I'm an Alien who will hit you with my base guitar and you will have the power of deformed pimples which will eventually turn into robots and destroy the city. Now take this Noata
My name isn't Noata it's Takun. I love you though because you beat the shit out of me and I've known you for 2 days.
So the Alien gets into her Tras...I mean Vespa and Flys way!
Your still just a kid Takun, besides I need to go back into space on my yellow Vespa
My name isn't Takun! it's NAOTA!

 

We have two goths here.
Why do we always wear black?
SATAN!!
Just answer the question.
WE ARE SATAN'S FOLLOWERS
I think it's because it matches the color of our souls.
I think it's cause it matches the color of our eyes......SATAN!!!

 
Damn.....

 

Why are you mad at me?
And you are?
You never talk to me anymore what's wrong I'm sorry for what ever I did!
Seriously who are you?
You don't remember me? I think I need to be alone.
Christ, Every girl I say Hi to is like this.

 

Hi I think your really pretty, I was wondering if you would like to go out sometime?
Why is it because you feel pity for me?
No I don't date losers
So you only date cool pretty girls?
No well I mean yeah.....God it should have been a fucking compliment! Christ Why do you woman always make things such a big deal out of everything?
I know I'm such a screw up, I think I need to be alone now.

 

Hey sexy wanna go have some fun together
No I can't sleep with anyone until I meet the certain someone that I will eventually break up with and never see again.
Ok then I'm gonna go ask out nerd over there.
I'm worthless, I'm going to go commit suicide now
Goddam now I know why some guys are gay.

 

Hey want to stay over tonight we can have some fun together
No you have a boyfriend, and I don't want to screw up your relationship
So I'm gonna take off have a good night.
You too bye.
So how did that date work out?
He kept trying to get me to sleep with him numerous times, He was cute, but since hey had a girl friend I knew he was off limits......Then he raped me.

 

Hello I think your really cute I was wonder if you would like to go out on a date with me?
Sure, that would be great especially with such a cute guy.
So what kind of stuff are you into?
Oh I love Video games, Drawing, watching sci fi movies along with horror and cheesy horror movies, I love Basketball but Video games is definetly high in priority.
If your a girl then I must be one of luckiest guys in the universe I found one of the 10 rare girls that are cool. now I get to go to the chocolate factory! Cause I have a golden girlfriend.
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The pain no one understands.
Look at me look at me I need you to see me.
I'm looking.
How's this no one cares about your pain.
No, no your not hearing me, god I don't understand anything so I'm going to go cry about it
Aww I should comfort her but I'm just going to laugh instead hahahaha.
Nobody cares about my pain either it's the circle of life.
Here's my new poem. I feel the pain within me growing, as I slowly die, nobody would care about me anyway because I'm the best and most important person in the world. No one ever listens to me.
Jesus I hope that's just your rough draft because that was god aweful.

 

Hi.
Your intelligence is reprehensive to your IQ and therefore you should no longer be in any contact with me or represent me in anyway, Things I want to say cannot be said in front of an illiterate fool.
So your saying that you want to make out with me? eww dude that's just...ewww
Go home kid leave me alone and let me live my worthless life without your ugly mug in front of me every morning.
Oh yeah by the way whats "the" mean?
I fucking hate you.

 

People can surprise you.
God, what a badass.

 

Ruff Ruff Ruff
Good boy Sumo you get a treat
Ruff Ruff Ruff Ruff
It's pronounced "rough"
Ruff Ruff
I'M AN ALIEN! MUAHAHAHA

 

Life is a breeze I have 80 children and my life is perfect and I understand everything.
80 Children!!
Yes I get to go to the 80th heaven which is the best ever created and I'll be a god with God.
What Planet do you live on?
Mormonville, Heaven
Get away from me crazy lady....

 

Hey Tweetie want some seeds?
Your mom
What's that?
Your mom
Why is everyones response "your mom"? Why?!
.............your mom

 

I'm in love with this guy but I don't know how to tell him.
Did you try just telling him?
I never thought of it OK I'l do it
...Christ
So Sue Rectum finally got the guts to tell Ralph HoHo how she felt.
What's up?
I....I...I.....Hate you!

 

........
Hi
I like your boobies.
God what a badass.

 

::sigh::
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::sigh::
Bullshit there is no way he could have killed me!
::Sigh:: You should feel sorry for me because my life is horrible, just like every other girl in the world. ::sigh::
Dude, shut up, I don't care.

 

Pity me
why?
Pity me I'm sad..I'm sad...No one likes me...I guess I'll just go then, unless someone's ready to say they like me...
What the hell are you talking about? your one of the most popular girls in school
No your wrong I have 100s of friends but no one likes me.
Your right, no one likes you.

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