World's greatest mysteries #2

Author: Caboosesbestfriend

Date: September 8, 2004

Hi.
Your intelligence is reprehensive to your IQ and therefore you should no longer be in any contact with me or represent me in anyway, Things I want to say cannot be said in front of an illiterate fool.
So your saying that you want to make out with me? eww dude that's just...ewww
Go home kid leave me alone and let me live my worthless life without your ugly mug in front of me every morning.
Oh yeah by the way whats "the" mean?
I fucking hate you.