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Author: CallumJStewart

Date: June 7, 2006

by CallumJStewart
6-07-06
We need someone to beam down to this unexplored planet which may or may not have an atmosphere consisting entirley of poisonous gasses.
Shee-it nigga, I ain't goin'.
Fine. Dammit. Uhh...send me one of the "volunteers."
Crazy foo' aint sendin' me to no goddamn crazyass planet. I be the damn science officer - I know what be down there!
Congratualtions, son. Your country's proud of you.
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