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| Uh...hi. My name's Ethan and I'm here today to tell you about an amazing new product from Eruption Industries! | |
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| Presenting...Soldier of Christ! | |
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| Yours for only a rosary bead and an intense hatred for anyone who isn't white and Christian! From Eruption Industries. | |
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