Heaven(story by M.Sphinx of www.primatejournal.blogpsot.com)

Author: CallumJStewart

Date: July 10, 2006

by CallumJStewart
7-10-06
After one too many nails to the head...
Where am I? Is this Heaven? You must be St. Peter.
Yes, my son. I am St. Peter.
Meh. I figured you'd be taller. So do I get to go in or what?
Well...not exactly. You see, actually Osama was right - God was on his side after all.
I FUCKING KNEW IT! Damn! Talk about backing the wrong horse, huh?
Yeah. Sorry 'bout that.