Hey, Osama! There's a diaper on your head! by Candarelli1-04-03 As the smoke clears and the dust settles... Praise Ah-llah! Weh did et! Say... sonny. Ain't you... that... raghead? Back in Afghanistan... They did it! Praise Allah! Quick, lets put our vails back on, they'll kill us! You offend me cult-cha. Don't coll meh... err... ahh... me eh speak eh no Englesh! Me go now. Yeah... you feckin raghead... I'll hit you wit my... stick. My stick.
Churchboard Confessional by Candarelli1-04-03 Father McKensie's humble abode. You wanted to see me, Father? More than you know -- uh! I mean, yes! Yes! I was thinking... Thinking of what, Father? Thinking of making your mommy a grandparent -- uh! No! No! I mean... What do you mean, Father? I mean what I say, and I say I wanna meet you in the confessional in fifteen minutes!
Saga of the Chestless Clone the Raelians Love! by Candarelli1-04-03 Clonaid's Laboratories. Great scott! It's you, the Raelian! BOK-BOK-DOK-FUK. Yes! Yes! I was the very scientist who cloned the first baby! Baby Eve! WOK-LAK-LOK-FEK-SHUK-DUK-SUK-MY-KOK. It's all bullshit? You didn't genetically engineer life on Earth as I know it?! No, you stupid fuck! But I saw the baby clone, she's got no boobies. BOOBIES!
