Hey, Osama! There's a diaper on your head!

Author: Candarelli

Date: January 4, 2003

by Candarelli
1-04-03
As the smoke clears and the dust settles...
Praise Ah-llah! Weh did et!
Say... sonny. Ain't you... that... raghead?
Back in Afghanistan...
They did it! Praise Allah!
Quick, lets put our vails back on, they'll kill us!
You offend me cult-cha. Don't coll meh... err... ahh... me eh speak eh no Englesh! Me go now.
Yeah... you feckin raghead... I'll hit you wit my... stick. My stick.