Captain Satellite is confronted by his Internet fantasy girl Naomi Morinaga!
So...uh, Naomi, why have you manifested yourself here?
Well Captain, I was just wondering if I really make you happy. Are you sure the time you spend staring at pictures of me couldn't be used to get a REAL girlfriend?
Hmmmm, let's see. Will you ever leave me or cheat on me or hurt me or say you want to be "just friends"?
Er, well no. I'm not really here. I'm just a series of images on your computer screen.
