"Ted" answers fan mail from Captain Satellite's loyal readers!
Melvin Feebish writes to say, "I was wondering why all of Naomi Morinaga's dialogue was in English even though she is Japanese."
"Perhaps this is because she was a manifestation of the Captain's insecurities about women and not the REAL Naomi? What do I win for this clever explanation?"
My undying contempt.
Whoa! That kind of overanalysis of a dumb comic even caught the Demon God of Geekiness Phanboi off-guard!
