Flame War Gone Wrong

Author: Captain_Satellite

Date: March 11, 2003

El Beardo, you are a huge flaming knob! If we meet, you will receive a massive BOOT TO THE HEAD! Love, Megaloman.
Foolish geek, tremble in fear for now EL BEARDO is here!
Uh oh. MEGALO-FIRE!
What the hell was that?
My sure kill death ray technique, but I, uh, see it's...not working.