Hanging On The Telephone

Author: Captain_Satellite

Date: July 9, 2003

Ring, damnit, ring!
NO!
Wh-wha--??
You heard me, that important call is never going to come! Why not just go crawl into the fetal position on your bed?
Great, even the phone is a smartass now.
Maybe your phone service isn't working? Maybe that's why I won't ring? MUHAHAHAHAHA!