Time Biscuit Man Is Dead

Author: Captain_Satellite

Date: January 31, 2002

(With thanks to Riotmoon) Our hero faces the ultimate defeat!
MU-HA-HA-HA-HA! I, Satanic Mechanic, have killed Time Biscuit Man with my Lube Job Of Immolation!
ROTATE CLOCKWISE, MONKEY LICKER!
Holy crap! How'd you do that?
I was always destined to die at this point and retroactively survived by sending my consciousness in the past.
And caused World War III with the time paradox.