A Brave New World

Author: Captain_Satellite

Date: February 1, 2002

In the future, everyone will be named "Ted".
Hi there Ted! I just got a letter! It's from Ted!
What does it say Ted?
"Dear Ted. Ted is homicidal psychopath who collects Conway Twitty records and wears crotchless panties."
Oh no! Ted knows my secret! DIE TED DIE!
Help Ted. I was brutally attacked by Ted.
Bummer, Ted. Which one?