The Zombie at the Comics Convention (Part 4)

Author: Captain_Satellite

Date: February 1, 2002

The Zombie has just met Todd McFarlane.
Let me get this straight. You're offering to LET me eat your brain?
Sure, it's kind of a nuisance now anyway.
I don't understand.
I'm busy trying to squander any fame, money, respect, and goodwill I have left by doing illogical and irrational things.
Why on Earth would you want to do that?
It's the principle of the matter.