The Zombie at the Comics Convention (Part 5)

Author: Captain_Satellite

Date: February 2, 2002

While preparing to eat Todd McFarlane's brain, the Zombie engages his willing victim in philosophical banter.
You're saying these people do have brains after all?
That's right. It's physically impossible for most people to function without brains.
In reality, they're either painfully clueless or so burned out on this hobby that they just don't care anymore.
I'm know I'm just a zombie, but that sounds stupid to me.
That's fandom for you.