And Now These Messages...

Author: Captain_Satellite

Date: February 10, 2002

Hello, I'm Richard Gere, speaking on behalf of the Free Tibet Fund...
*AHEM* Excuse me?
What the...? What are you...?
I hadn't heard from you in days. We still on for Tuesday night?
I DO NOT KNOW THIS SQUIRREL!
No one's buying it, pal.