Dammit Kate, listen to the freaky Asian kid!

Author: Carlos

Date: September 13, 2001

by Carlos
9-13-01
No time for fat fatting. You need to help friend.
I AM NOT GETTING ANY WATER FOR THE FUCKING ROBOT!!!!!
You need to help friend Karl. He starving and lost in forest. Only you can save him!
HOLY SHIT, THE END IS NIGH!!!!! IT'S THE FIREY END OF SMARTERCHILD!! WHY, ANYBODY COULD TYPE 'HOME' TO SEE WHAT I DO!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
I'm sorry, did you say something?