Too bad she's on the phone

Author: Carlos

Date: September 14, 2001

by Carlos
9-14-01
What kinda fucking forest is this!! I'm getting chased by a huge squirrel with an axe wearing a diaper!!!
Come on, I won't hurt you!!!!!!
*HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF* Phew, I think I lost him. CREEPY ASIAN KID, COME BACK, I NEEEED YOU!!!!!!!!!
Hi, this is Felicia, you've reached my voicemail. Leave a message and I'll get back to you. *BEEEP*
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!?!