If you're not a kid, or creepy, or Asian, I won't trust you

Author: Carlos

Date: September 16, 2001

If you're not a kid, or creepy, or Asian, I won't trust you by Carlos 9-16-01
Oh God, right about now I REALLY need one of those creepy Asian kids to help me out here. ZAP!	Greetings Carlos! I am here to help you!	WHERE'S MY DAMN CREEPY ASIAN KID!?!?!?!