The Microsoft executive tries to help the evil bad people

Author: Carlos

Date: September 21, 2001

by Carlos
9-21-01
Hey man, this shit be not playing the groovy tunes no more.
Thank you for listening, you've been a wonderful audience.......SELF DESTRUCT MODE, STILL INITIATED!!!
DOOMSDAY DEVICE WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 30 SECONDS!!
Whoa maaaaaaaaan, this thing means business.
YOU WORK WITH COMPUTERS! HOW THE HELL DO YOU TURN IT OFF?!?!?
It's hard to say maaaaaan, I mean, I'm still waiting for the blue screen to pop up maaaaaaaaan. That shows everything is normal maaaaaan.