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*First, I must get embarassingly drunk and sexually harass cute co-eds...*
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| Hey, baby, about breakfast tomorrow; How do you want your eggs: scrambled or fertilized? | |
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*Then I will playfully taunt the local townsfolk by blowing up the annual parade...*
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*And soon I will be Big Man on Campus and beloved by generations to come.*
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| What do you MEAN Animal House wasn't a documentary?!? | |
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