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by Cartooneydude
1-07-04
Early times....
I want to kill you
Too late
Later Years
I want to kill you
Glub, Too late
Now!
I want to kill you
So, what makes you so special

 

by Cartooneydude
1-07-04
One day Jimmy was walking along the road
Dum de dum
When suddenly....
Oh my god an atomic bomb!!!!
Hey i look kinda cool glowing green
And so it begins
Wow that Atomic bomb changed my clothes!!!! Wait i have powers!!!! i can zap things!!!!
Tune in next time to see what superidiot does in his adventures

 

by Cartooneydude
1-07-04
All this space and nothing to Zap...Hey were you going with that axe???
Slice slice kill kill
Slice Slice kill kill
EEK
Ah nuts too late....ah well

 

by Cartooneydude
1-07-04
(Sigh) i wish i could sing
WOW!!!
I shall grant you your one true wish!!!!!
(Chomp, Chomp) i wish i could sing

 

by Cartooneydude
1-08-04
...And you want to know why im not letting you in our secret school of faeires?

 

by Cartooneydude
1-08-04
Can i join your secret insti....
Sure just one thing.....
.....dodge the bombs
Wah!!!

 

by Cartooneydude
1-09-04
Dont run into that.....
...Fire....
Woohoo that was fun.... i just cant help but wonder where i go from here....hmm...Dont run into that....(Laughs)...fi

 

by Cartooneydude
1-09-04
If u play mario ull understand
WOOOOO
WOOOOO, sucker, WOOOOO

 

by Cartooneydude
1-09-04
Hahhahha
Its a Kangaroo.....With a gun!!!!
(Sniff) I have feelings too

 

by Cartooneydude
1-09-04
Can you cast any spells?
er...well i can do a neat thing with my nose!!!
Let me give you an example... by the time i wave my wand you should be gone, ok? (Hint Hint)
Yeah sure do that then
Tee hee
Wah

 

by Cartooneydude
1-09-04
Jim at the doctors
Im sorry sir, you only have ten to live
Ten what?
9...8...7

 

by Cartooneydude
1-09-04
Dude!!!!
Dude!!!
Stupid little git
Smarmy nosed pig
Dude!!!!
Dude!!!

 

by Cartooneydude
1-09-04
Ach nae me wee laddie
Er hello friendly local...Any were i can get a beer?
Ach No!!!! That is an insult to the scottish umanity Begone foul demon thou that doust drink such a repulsive drink
oh....
Why heeelo... Pint?
Ach yes

 

by Cartooneydude
1-10-04
Gandalf come quick...I found the ring!!!
Thanks ill get right onto that
Yoink (Takes ring) My Preciousssss
Ahhh
(Sarcastic moo)
Come shadowcow and show me the meaning of chase that little git

 

by Cartooneydude
1-10-04
Monday
Come Brice you shall have gods powers for a week to do whatever you desire!!
DUDE!!!! I can make my wildest dreams come true for a week
Wednesday
Monday
"Good evening everyone and welcome to Monday news"
Ahhh crud....

 

by Cartooneydude
1-10-04
(Pikiman) Whos this?
(ogog)Oggy
(Pikiman) Oggy, Oggy oggy og og og
(ogog) Doesnt really work through text
(Pikiman) Yeah well..... (Snigger)
(ogog) Piki piki piki see?

 

by Cartooneydude
1-10-04
Hey man who you writing to? ( snigger)
A Girl called blues
(Blues) What??? i hate you you insensitive pig. (Sucker)
(Evildude) Hey man your picture makes you look a bit...Manly.
(Blues) Well your picture looks a bit girly (Snigger)..........Dude you wear mascara?
(Evildude) Really? maybe i should change my mascara.....

 

by Cartooneydude
1-10-04
Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
?
Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
?
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.
wheres that pie?

 

by Cartooneydude
1-10-04
this ones ok wat u think?
yes that looks nice
actually it make s me look fat i dont like it
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this ones ok wat u think?
yes that looks nice

 

by Cartooneydude
1-10-04
actually it make s me look fat i dont like it
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this ones ok wat u think?
Its horible!
Well i'm buying it!
????????????

 

by Cartooneydude
1-10-04
wwwwwwwooooooooohhhhhhhhhh dude this hardcore stuff rocks
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sam you not on porn again are you?
??? how did she know???????

 

by Cartooneydude
1-10-04
i'll get you later after i do my work at the killer machine
see you later then. when i kill you
sorry the television security plan thought that this part of the film was too scary for a pg (patriotic garbage)
bla bla bla bla
we now return to our film.
THE END

 

by Cartooneydude
1-10-04
Yo dude... am i like... in hell
That you are oh sinful one...now give me your cat
No
Very well
And so in conclusion the good lord will never ask for your aol password. Any questions on todays sermon?
Noooo you can have my cat, YOU CAN HAVE MY CAAAAT!!!!!

 

by Cartooneydude
1-10-04
Yo little girl i can whoop your ass
Ok close your eyes
Ow God damn
Tee Hee
Damnit i fall for it everytime....rematch?

 

by Cartooneydude
1-11-04
heh heh heh
how the hell?
how the hell?
how the hell?
how the hell?

 

by Cartooneydude
1-11-04
So you come here often?

 

by Cartooneydude
1-11-04
Yo dude, you know like everytinme you try to kill roadrunner?
yes
Why do you keep buying ACNE merchandise if it keeps blowing you up?
Its a tender issue but...
...its the only place that gives me senior discount

 

by Cartooneydude
1-11-04
Dyselxics Have More Nuf.
Hard work never killed anyone,
Stupidity is not a handicap!
park elsewhere!
have enough money to last me the rest of my life.
unless you buy some thing.

 

by Cartooneydude
1-11-04
The falty interface lies between the chair and the keybord
Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.
I am a Nobody.Nobody is Perfect.Therefore I am Perfect.

 

by Cartooneydude
1-11-04
PATRONS ARE REQUESTED TO REFRAINFROM DISPOSING OF THIER CIGARETTE BUTTS IN THE URINAL AS THEY BECOME SOGGY AND DIFFICULT TO LIGHT
huh?
Helen Waite is now in charge of all rush orders. If you are in a hurry, just go to Helen Waite.
huh?
Power corrupts and absolute power is kinda neat.
huh?

 

by Cartooneydude
1-11-04
If a thing is worth doing it would have been done already.
What if the Hokey Pokey is what its all about?
It may be your sole purpose in life may be to serve as a warning to others

 

by Cartooneydude
1-11-04
Can i take your order?....ill put it out back for some milk......."Butch a double cheese burger"
Er yes could i have a double cheeseburger with a large fries...do you have anything for my cat?
yessir....Come little kitty....
Yelp
Dude this cheeseburger tastes good, bleeding but good

 

by Cartooneydude
1-12-04
Foolish earthling. I will enjoy ensuring you painful death
Fall before my amazing mind powers
GODAMN!!!
hehe no pants always gets them

 

by Cartooneydude
1-12-04
Dude your like my hero!!!!!
Really?
No the dude behind you.....no behind you
Really?
So your xena huh
COME FLY WITH ME JIMMY!!!!!

 

by Cartooneydude
1-12-04
Look i am trying to reason with you....Just give me the cat and no one gets hurt
You'll never take me alive
What to do when victim refuses?
GO pokecat bite attack now
Sucker

 

by Cartooneydude
1-12-04
Your mine little one!!!!
Look a Kangaroo holding a gun!!!!
Ah nuts
Go Kangaroo!!!

 

by Cartooneydude
1-12-04
Oh good lord!!!!
What?
I may aswell kill myself!!!!!!!!!
What?
I got sacked from the Cartooneydude fan club
Sucker

 

by Cartooneydude
1-12-04
AAARIBBA
Help the squirrels are taking over!!!!!
AAARIBBA
AAARRRIIIBBBAAAA
Continued next strip
AAARIBBA
Help the squirrels are taking over!!!!!

 

by Cartooneydude
1-12-04
Shhoooo Shoooo mad squirrels!!!
AAARRRIIIBAAAA
AAARRRIIIBBBAAAA
Stop in the name of.....
uh never mind
AAARRRIIIBAAAA

 

by Cartooneydude
1-12-04
Dude i just came out of prison!!!!
This time im staying out!!!! Not doing anything...
What i do?

 

by Cartooneydude
1-12-04
Good evening everyone and id like to welcome you to hell
Seriously fuzzy this is a badplace, evil place we dont welcome people here.
Oh sorry
Its ok you just havent learnt the ways of pain and torture yet
ANYONE UP FOR KAREOKE???
I miss the reapor he really livened things up around here

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